Me: "Thank you love muffin."
Augusta: "You're welcome love doughnut."
"I drunk a lot of orange juice today. Not a bunch, just a lot."
"there's hills on my jacket." (When jacket zipper bumps up)
Me: "That doesn't make sense."
Augusta:"Yes, it makes my sense!"
"Sparkly and shine are my things!"
Augusta: "Momma, will you wear that blue and orange shirt when it's spring?"
Me: "Sure. You love that shirt, don't you?"
Augusta: "Yes, bc blue and orange are so my colors. Green is not my color, I'm like Jewel."
Augusta to Chase: "We have the best tickle fights ever!"
"Sometimes teachers can't see without their glasses."
"No! You can't like the ones I like because that's not part of life!"
She calls cupcake toppings "accessories"
"Take a picture of me jumpin and tootin!"
"Mama, when you were little I had to be the mom."
Augusta: "ploot. Ploot."
Me: "what is ploot?"
Augusta: "It means I love you in Spanish."
Momma, my daddy's like a giant.
Character on TV: "Wheres the "l"?"
Augusta: "It's right there. You're not looking very hard, Alphapig."
"Momma can you stop singing in that voice because it's hurting my ears."
"I'm super smart bc I have pajama power!"
"I wonder what construction site people are building houses out of? Straw? Or bricks? Or sticks?"
Augusta to one of our friends: "I like your watch. It looks cheap."
"Momma I don't wanna see him(the Easter Bunny). I just wanna do one selfie and that's it."
Me: "what's a selfie?"
Augusta: "A picture of you, me, and Calla."
"No, I don't wanna do pigtails because they're so expensive!"
"I don't wanna be in there with those butterflies bc they might pull my hair out."
During a thunderstorm in s completely calm voice. "Momma, I'm scared. But I need some more thunder, cause I'm still scared."
Augusta: "When will I be 100?"
Me:"97 years."
Augusta: "I'm so excited to be 100!"
While playing catch..."This is fun. I'm gonna be a sport one day."
"I don't want to be an astronaut. I don't want to go in outer space because there's no potties in outer space."
Gammie and Augusta pretending they're on a camp out...Gammie:"We have to tell scary stories because that's what you do on a campout."
Augusta: "Okay..." (Unsure)
Gammie: "Three people were out camping, and they saw a cave. They went inside the cave and heard a loud noise. And then they saw a bear..."
Augusta: (interjects) "And it was a Care Bear, the end."
More to come :)

































































